Guys. GUYS. Look at this fucking thing. IT IS A LITERAL FLYING FUCK. I must have it.
but will you give it? -juli
No. No, I will keep my flying fuck safely around my own neck, and no fucks, flying or otherwise, shall be given.
Although I may give my mom a flying fuck because she fell in love with this when she saw it and called me mean names when I told her I’d already ordered one.
I need the shit out of this